the entire “shitty garbage manbaby party” is happy?
someone pinch me, I’m dreaming
#this looks like the middle of an awkward conversation #’you like to run your fingers along the painting to find the sweet spot huh?’ #’excuse me?’ #’ya like to wake the birds in the cage? or do you prefer things quiet?’ #’what’ #’you like to pick the lock huh?? you like to claw your way up?? #you like to steal from a brothel huh?? #you like to close the window on the way in?? #you like to collect all the forks?? #you like that stuff huh??’ #’i feel very uncomfortable right now and it’s not the leather’
oh my god
#’so… you have quick fingers am i right’ #’what is that supposed to mean’ #’you need a light touch to be a thief’ #’i beg your pardon?’ #’you have to be very good with your hands in your line of work am i right’ #’stop it’ #’you get to pry open windows pretty often huh’