How much would Mattel sue me if I used Abbey Bominable as my derby name? 

• Bitch DeLoria

we’re done, everyone go home.

if you ever go to a roller derby match and see someone roll out with the name THE GANNON CANNON

that’s me

cursed to a life as the Gannon Cannon because she couldn’t think of a better derby name

I ordered some shorts and some magazines from Fast Girl Skates this morning, went for a run around the park and when I came back for a late lunch I had an email that it was already being shipped out to me!